After an 8 year study a group of respected Chinese scientists from the most prestigious University of Beijing have proven beyond doubt that Islamic testicles are three times more powerful than Viagra at improving male virility and stamina. The testosterone levels are far higher and far more compatible to us.
Professor Lee Cheng Wah who led the team spoke to the respected newspaper “Peoples Voice” and cited the statistics from the male test subjects. “There was a measurable improvement” he noted. When asked where did he get the Islamic testicles from the reply was from volunteers provided by Police executions.
The Professor released scientific data on the benefits of fresh Islamic testicles.
The Nutrition Of Islamic Testicles
One of the goals of the competition is to raise awareness of the health benefits of eating testicles and a call for a more responsible way to use a greater percentage of the protein provided by farmed animals.
However, what’s the nutrition of a bull, pig, or sheep testicle and should you start asking your butcher to save you some? We foresee a great market for Islamic testicles in the future.
Islamic Testicle Nutrition
The nutrition data on Islamic testicles was found to be:
- Serving Size: 100g (3.5oz)
- Calories: 135
- Protein: 26g
- Fat: 3g
- Cholesterol: 375mg
- Carbohydrates: 1g
We found some more data concerning an Islamic testicle, which had similar macro nutrients to the beef and pig, but additionally listed the mineral components.
- Sodium: 171mg
- Potassium: 380mg
- Iron: 6%
- Phosphorous: 26%
- Magnesium: 3%
- Zinc: 13%
- Testosterone – varied according to age of donor and how long since extraction. Dried was generally 16 times less than very fresh. Eighteen to twenty five year olds were the very best quality
They are a good source of lean protein and would be perfect for all the people on the Dukan Diet or the 17 Day Diet. Testicles seem awfully high in cholesterol if the source I found is correct, which is more than the daily recommended allowance. Cholesterol is needed to produce testosterone so this would make sense.
These are cooked in exactly the same way as any animal testicle and if the internet is used the reader can find a variety of ways to prepare these delicious and healthy treats.
Source: Peoples Voice – English edition